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I’m normally a ‘shout ya mouth off’ kinda gal, something or someone annoys me, they hear about it…Capeesh! However, I learnt a wise and valuable lesson from Steve the other day.

I learnt that sometimes, just taking a back seat and waiting for the ignorant other to ‘FAIL’ is much more satisfying.

So the story goes like this – Me and Steve popped to our local supermarket for some essentials. After we’d got everything Steve spotted a relatively short queue and said “there’s one” So I strolled over. On my way a guy in the next booth shouted “OPEN” so Steve (being directly in front of the open till) proceeded to put our basket down. From out of nowhere this crazy arse woman, with eyes like she’d just escaped from some insane asylum, elbowed Steve out of the way Rugby Style and proceeded to say those magic words “Sorry I got here first”

Everyone was a gasp and I’m not even kidding. I wanted to rip the Bitch’s head off, the guy in the newly open booth looked like a deer in headlights and the woman on the the booth that we’d surrendered to said “That was bit rude wasn’t it” Well, as you can imagine I was fuming but Steve said, “Don’t let it bother you, she’ll get her comeuppance one day” Little did we know it would be just outside the supermarket. We jumped in the car unaware that she was also on her way out. As we were driving out of the car park I spotted the ignorant little muppet walking up to the give way crossing!! We drove up to the crossing at which point Steve had stopped and started to wind the window down!? My mind was a boggle as to what he was going to do? He then popped his head out of the window and calmly said those magic words “Sorry, I got here first” I wish I’d of had a camera on me because her face was a f**kin picture!! It was awesome!

Needless to say we kept on driving and she had to wait her turn! What is it the ye old Bible tells us? Oh yeah “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”

And that’s what you call KARMA you Futha Mucka!